YETI Report 2011

Upon examining and reexamining evidence of Yeti droppings, and after conducting a through and complete analysis, including both pulmonary and olfactory tests, the following preliminary (and looking back now, slightly deficient) results are published here for your purview.

Blackberry  - Pine cone tasting Kush, heavy finish. 3 cougher

Blue Dream (Humboldt Mist) – Pungent medium Buds. This stuff is like mortar. It’s like the first time. Power cough, good night.

Bubba Kush (Popcorn Buds) – Musky. Light and uppity.  Creeper on the eyes. Cerebral

Gopher – Almost a menthol taste. Late cougher.

Indoor Purple (Red River Rock) -  Helps u forget. Strong and smooth purplee. Looks like pea gravel and tastes like lilac.

Master Kush – Pungent, lots of crystal.

Mr. Nice – WOW – Tastes better than it smells (heavy chemical smell). Mostly heavy and delightful. This year’s unofficial winner.

Platinum Kush -  Sweet and smooth, no coughing on this one.